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Me: I may or may not have just made it rain w/FSView newspapers on the fine patrons of Mockingbird. Wednesday night: success.
Sent: 11:35 p.m.
And if you were wondering, no one in this hipster bar was at all amused with my creative distribution of the news.
Sober Follow-up Text This Morning
Friend: Come on. Tell me the truth. You did crystal meth, didn't you? Nobody drinks well tequila.
Me: I think well tequila is made out of crystal meth.
Well played Wednesday, you got me good.
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